Conker: Live and Reloaded Walkthrough
Some help getting this hammered
Date: Thursday, August 18, 2005
Author: Jeff 'Judasen' McAllister

The Bluff

If you don’t have $1000 cash on you, you will need to go back through the area and pick up some that you missed. If you have it, give it to the weasels and watch the scene. Head across the bridge and you will come to a small castle. Make your way left or right around it, but jump when a dinosaur comes at you to avoid it. Enter the door on the far side and you will need to run around the walk way again to the next door. Run up the ramp and grab the money there. Hop on top of the statue and press B three times to collapse it and enter the next area below.

Drunken Gits

When you land in the cave, jump on top of the statue again and press B to knock it down and open the gate below. Now you need to go to the field where the enemies are walking around and grab the rock and roll it through the door. Continue to roll it through the next cave and a scene will play. Run through the now open door at the end of the passage and enter the next room. Make your way to the right and follow the path to the door there. Head through it to the next room.

Sacrifice

Follow the path to the left and take the first right. Avoid the cavemen there and head to the large egg. Jump on the monks tablet and he will launch you in the air. Land on the egg and press B. Watch the scene and then the baby will follow you. Continue along the path the way you were going earlier and the baby will eat the cavemen along the way. Go through the door at the end and you will enter the room you were previously in. Make your way around to the right and continue to have the baby follow you. When you reach the stone platform, stand on the button and shoot the slingshot to hit the up arrow. This will raise the tablet. Lead the baby up it and then run down to the button again and shoot the down arrow. After the sacrifice has been made, the dragon’s mouth will open and its slimy tongue will roll out.

Phlegm

Jump on the monks tablet and land on the dragon head. Run across the top of his head to get some cash as well as an extra life. Once you have them, head back to the nostrils and wait for the green steam to stop coming out of them. When it is clear, drop down on it and press B. Jump up and repeat the same thing for the other nostril. After the giant head sneezes, run up the tongue and wait for the tonsil to swing up and run past and into it. Make your way down the passage and stick to the right. You will come outside above the cavern you were in earlier and find a dead cave man. Take his hat and head back out and down the tongue.

Worship

When you get outside, the cavemen there will start to praise you. Have them follow you back to the first room you were in with the rock creatures and whack one with your bat. You will need to have all four cavemen with you to destroy them. Attack each one and the cavemen will finish them off. Talk to the door man and enter the club.

Rock Solid

When you enter the bar, there will be a pressure plate in front of you that will open a door. Leave it and head down the slope on the left and head all the way over to the right side and go behind the bar. Grab the rock there and roll it back up the slope to the pressure plate and leave it on it. The door under Berri will open. Head back to the bar and have a drink from the tap. Once you’re tanked, walk over to the closest rock guy at the open door and piss on him until he rolls through the door. Now head up to the Feel Good bar and have a drink there to feel better.

Walk over to the corner at the bottom on the ramp and spring jump up to the ledge and up again and again till you reach the top. Grab the rock there and roll it along the ledge avoiding the dancers until you reach the pressure plate at the end. Leave the rock there and two more doors will open down below. Hop down on the ledge in front of the second dancing rock and back down to the ground. Go get tanked again and piss on another rock person and roll it through the open door. This will bust open Berri’s cage and set her free. Grab a drink from the feel good bar and head back up to the top ledge and down to the ledge in front of the rock woman and jump over to the cage Berri was in to grab the money. Once you have it, head back up the ramp and talk to the bouncer.

Bomb Run

After the scene, you have 1:30 to take the bomb the boss gave you and drop it in the lava pool. Run through the field of rock monsters, through the slope passage to the room with the dragon statue and run up its tongue and into oit’s mouth. This time make a left and keep going left until you reach the end of the walkway. A scene will play when you reach the end and if you didn’t get stopped by anything, you should have about 10 seconds left on the clock. After the scene, hop off the ledge and land on the rock to the right. Quickly jump from rock to rock until you reach the far side. Don’t linger on the rocks long since they will sink fast. Head through the cave and you will come outside.

Mugging

Hover race. Not fun. You will probably take quite a while on this mission since you can die so easily on it. What you need to do is race your hoverboard along the track and catch up to the three guys in front of you. You need to keep your speed up to catch them and there is no other way to win the race other than knocking them down. Race along the track and you will come across dinosaurs that walk back and forth and some large jumps after a grassy tunnel. These are the biggest obstacles. When the first two opponents are in front of you, whack them with your bat and collect the cash. You don’t have to be right beside them to hit them but just close. Once you nail the first two, the track will change for the third. You will need to take a sharp right turn into a passage instead of following the lava river around the bend. Once you catch the third opponent, then the track will go back how it originally was and you will need to slide up the ramp and jump off at the end to fly into the gate that will open with money in it. Once you do, the race will be over.

Raptor Food

After the first scene plays, walk near the two guards at the large wooden door and a scene will play again. Now run away from the dinosaur to the button in the center of the arena. When the raptor gets close, press B and you will hypnotize him with your watch. Hop on and now you will need to attack the cavemen around. While running, press B and you will lunge forward and knock them down. If you are standing still, you will bite them and eat them. It is a hell of a lot easier to lunge at them and knock them into the lava around the arena. After the first wave of enemies, there will be three more. First infantry and then two waves of soldiers with spears. Just use the same lunging technique to get rid of them the quickest. If you get nailed a few times, you will fall of the back and the dino will attack you again. Run back to the button in the center and hypnotize him again. Once you hear the little sound play, he will be under the spell and you are free to jump on him.

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