House of Cards

Objectives: Kill Sheikh Al-Khalifa, Kill the Scientist, Kill Hendrik Schmutz, Escape, Steal Diamonds

Another straight up mission that you can be in and out in no time as long as you take the sniper rifle along with you. From the start of the mission, enter the hotel and you’re your way to the receptionist on the far right. Talk to her and she will give you your room key for the 7th floor. Head up the stairs to the elevator on the left and enter it when it arrives. Climb the hatch and then hang out there for a while until the scientist gets on. Equip the fiber wire and then strangle him as the doors close. Grab his case and card and then hop down. Take the elevator back down to the lobby and jump on the right elevator. When the doors close, hop up the hatch and again, hang out here for the next target to enter. When he does, and the doors close, repeat the strangling and pull him up. Grab his keycard and hop down when the doors are closed.

Now take the lift to the 8th floor and step out into the hallway. Call the left elevator and hop on to go and retrieve your rifle case. Once you have it, head back out to the hall way on the 8th floor and follow the hallway west to room 803. There will be two guards at the door, so you will need a distraction to get passed them. Head down the hallway a bit to a fire alarm. Pull it and then run away. When the guards run from the door to the vator, go to the scientist’s room and use the keycard on it. Enter the room and swing around to the left. Enter the back room and use the cell phone there to call the sheik. Once the scene plays, call him again and then go outside to the balcony. Load up the sniper rifle and look down towards your left. There will be a large open area with a red exit sign in the far left corner above a set of double doors.

Wait and watch as the sheik will eventually come out. As soon as he does, pop him in the head and run to the right of the balcony. Jump to the next balcony across from you and head through the room there. Sometimes there is a man there and sometimes there isn’t. if he is there, try sneaking past or sedating him. Make your way back out into the hall and head for the elevator on the left. Hop on and close the doors. Climb the hatch to get your payment case and hop back down. To escape, head down the stairs and enter the casino. Make a left as you enter and follow the red exit sign. Continue down the hallway until you come to a back alley and a car. Zoom, off you go.

A Dance with the Devil

Objectives: Kill Anthony Martinez, Kill Vaana Ketlyn, Retrieve Info, Escape

Not such a fan of this mission but it does have some nice eye candy once you get into the heaven party. As the mission starts, enter the building and talk to the front guard. Follow him back to his office and take him out. Snag his uniform and make your way back out. Follow the lobby through to the far side and take the stairs down. Go through the doors there and you will come out to the parking garage. Make a right up the ramp there and enter the small security office. Grab the video tape when neither are looking and head back out and down the ramp. Make a right past the elevators and a left down the ramp to come to a white truck. Walk to the open doors on it and when the guard patrolling isn’t around, change into the heaven uniform. Make your way back to the elevator and get on the far right one. Talk to the guard and he will take your weapons before you go up. Ride the elevator up and step off when you reach the heaven party. Follow the party room forward and make your way through the door on the right.

Follow the room to the left here and go through the next door which will take you to a hallway. Enter the first door on right and you will enter a washroom. Wait in here for the CIA agent to enter. He will be wearing a gold devil suit and mask. When he enters, enter the stall with him and make sure you close the door behind you. Wire him and take his clothes and his rifle case and desert eagle. Head back out to the hallway and make a left to the large room with the stairs. Head to the far end and go through the door there with a guard. Continue through the end of the hall and make a right. Enter the first door on the left and use the lap top there. When you do, you will be given two more targets to kill. Hang out in the room and eve will enter eventually. When she does, either wire her or open fire with the rifle you stole from the CIA agent. Try not to let her hit you since she does some pretty hefty damage. Once she is dead, head back out to the elevator and ride it down.

When it is moving, hop up into the hatch and wait for the vator to stop. Make your way to the right and you will be able to jump across to the next elevator. Drop down the hatch and ride it down to the hell party in the basement. Follow the hallway forward and talk to the red faced bartender. He will tell you that you are to have a duel with him and he will meet you in the torture chamber. Ignore him for now and look on the map to see where Vaana is. She will most likely be on the balcony over looking the dance floor. Go and wait for her outside the door where she is and wait for her to come to you. She will talk to you and tell you to follow her. Do so and when you enter the room she takes you to, wire her from behind. Now you can make your way to the torture chamber and your duel.

If you don’t have any weapons left, you are given a table full of choices to grab before the battle starts. Grab what you need and use the shelves for cover. Get the target to waste his ammo and take pot shots at him. When he is out of ammo, open fire at him with everything you have to drop him. Once he is dead, the lights will come on and you will need to get the storage key from his body. Make your way out of the torture chamber and back to the elevator. Ride it back up to the garage and look for the exit on the map. It will be blue van, across from the elevator and to the left. Hop in and make your escape.

Amendment XXV

Objectives: Kill Mark Parchezzi III, Kill Vice President, Escape

Woot! Breaking in to the white house. Where’s Jack Thompson to crap all over it? For this mission, grab your silver ballers and walk behind the bus at the start of the mission. Wait for the woman there to drop her case and go for a smoke. When she does, place your ballers in it and walk to the front of the white house. Go through the front doors and head for the door at the rear wall to the left. Enter the washroom and wait for a red suit worker to enter. Wire him and try to stash the body in a corner so it isn’t seen when you open the door. Take his uniform and then head out and through the door across the hall. Make the first left down the hall and continue through the next door. Walk through the kitchen and head outside through the door on the right. Here there will be a guard patrolling around a small courtyard. Wire him and take his clothes and drag him behind the box on the corner.

Head back in the door you came through and hop over the counter in the kitchen to enter the dining room. Make a left through the door there and an immediate right in the hallway to enter the security room. Walk over to the unoccupied desk in the corner and grab the keycard and the video tape. Once you have them, grab the case and move it out of view of the guard that is facing you. Grab the ballers out of it and head through the door you entered from. Make a left and head through the dining room again and continue to the far end. You will enter a long hallway with glass to the left. Go to the door at the end and use the keycard and continue around the corner and up the ramp. When you reach the top, go through the door to the right.

Walk straight and go to the door on the left near the end of the hall. You will need to pick it to enter, but the guard down the hall shouldn’t see you doing it. Look on the map to see if the VP is in there or not. If he isn’t wait in a closet for him to come back to his room. If he is, wait for him to leave but don’t off him just yet. If you do, the first lady will come in and see him. Wait for him in his room and jump out behind him when he is turned. You can either dump his body behind the desk or in the next room in the bin, either way it won’t be found. Exit the same way you entered, or else you will be caught. Make a left when you exit and go through the door there and the next to come to a ramp. Take it all the way down and exit the door at the bottom to come outside. Walk to the far right and a secret service agent will come out a door there. Follow him and take him down and stash the body in the crevice to the west side.