Breakout's one of those unfortunate products which wasn't really designed to stand the test of time. Accordingly, a textbook Dr. Frankstein quality resurrection job's unable to breathe life back into this puppy without creating a monster in the process. Like with Roseanne Barr's situation, no amount of makeup (or alcohol) was going to turn this beast into an irresistible, hard drive hoggin' mistress for the masses. Thus you'll have to settle for a homely, average hoochie mama of an arcade game instead.