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Top Ten Scariest Video Game Characters
All Hallow's Eve is upon us, and GameShark unearths the scariest characters to ever grace the (really) small screen.
Date: Friday, October 31, 2008
Author: Brandon "Horrormeister" Cackowski-Schnell

Number 2 The lead singer from Guitar Hero 3

He has no name, no identity, nothing but an unspeakably large set of lips framing a gaping maw that threatens to engulf the universe. To look upon his mouth is to stare into the depths of madness, a formless, shifting void where malevolent shapes pierce the delicate veil between this world and the next. From this void streams the songs of your youth, irrevocably twisted into hymns of despair. Dance to his foul music, for he sings the song of your doom.

Number 1 The Burger King from Sneak King

You go about your daily business unaware of the evils lurking in your bushes, but he knows. You spend your time with a vague feeling of unease, unaware of the terrors hiding in your garbage cans, but he knows. You feel the heavy weight of an unseen malefactor's eyes upon your neck, ignorant of the malice brooding in your shower, but he knows. He knows because he is that evil, that terror, that malice. He is the Burger King, and his reign is one of unspeakable horror. Your fear is his secret sauce, your helplessness his sesame seed bun. He is crafting a double decker of agony, and he will unleash it upon your person when you least suspect it, bringing heart disease and high cholesterol in its wake. Bow down to your king, your Burger King, Lord of Murder.

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