Mr. Binky’s Random Stuff: Snidely Whiplash Returns
Mr. Binky sits down again with EA’s Director of Corporate Acquisitions.
Date: Tuesday, March 04, 2008
Author: Brandon Cackowski-Schnell

GS: So that’s not the plan?

SW: No. *coughyescough*

GS: What was that?

SW: I said no. *coughisaidyescough*

GS: I don’t think we’re going to get anywhere with this. Ok, one last question. It seems of late you’ve got an unlikely ally in Jack Thompson. He’s been pretty vocal in his support of EA taking over Take Two. Any comments?

SW: Jack and I go way back. He’s been quite helpful with Take Two over the years.

GS: Over the years?

SW: Yes, all the lawsuits, the motions, the talk shows, Jack has been quite a help in throwing as much at Take Two as they can handle and keeping them distracted.

GS: Are you saying that you’ve been paying Jack Thompson to harass Take Two over the years?

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