Now that CAVE has come to the West with an english-language website, I can finally stop trying to make sense of the gibberish that Google Translate seems to produce.

To celebrate, the online store will be stocked with fan-worthy merchandise, including CAVE coffee mugs, a pair of Espgaluda II tea cups, and the Nin2-Jump soundtrack. Nobody touches the Guwange and ESP RA.DE. artbook. That's mine.

The sale runs May 23-28. Hey, isn't the world supposed to end on the 21st? Oh well, it was good while it lasted.