Xbox Number 5
Dan's lament of the broken Xbox 360s.
Date: Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Author: Dan Clarke

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Xbox number 5

One, two, three, four, five

All my Xboxes died and this is number five

Let's ride to the Gamestop store around the corner

The boys say they're sold out

but i really wanna

'nother one like i had last week

because my 360 was an Elite

I like Vegas, Rock Band, Halo 3 and 'Creed

and as I continue you know

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